Thursday, July 26, 2007

Fire Hunter Wendelstedt Today!!

Homeplate umpire Hunter Wendelstedt (pictured, right) has committed the unforgivable sin of ejecting Master of 'Tism Manny Acta in today's game. This after he ejected sweet, innocent first-time starter John Lannan for merely doing what countless others of us have dreamed of (admit it): plunking two Philadelphia players.

The motives of this rogue umpire may never be known, as he will doubtless keep such things buried in the depths of his blackened Grinch-like heart. However, Capitol Punishment presents a completely plausible theory for Wendelstedt's utterly insane overreation. We now only wait for MLB to do the right thing and can this blight on the game.

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